Humorous goings on.

Here are some delightful conversational nuggets that have recently gone down in my classroom that might leave you scratching your head over the future of these young rascals.

old-school-sign“This water is very unwarm. Cold does not exist.”

“Just because you’re a girl you think I’m always talking to you? That’s dumb and racist.”

“You don’t have Netflix? How do you live?”

“Do you even have to go to school to be an elementary school teacher?”

“We live on a giant floating rock in the middle of space that has no end, and you expect us to memorize vocab words?”

Me: “Student, keep your eyes on your own paper.” Student: “But I was reading his answers!”

“I need more As and less Fs, so I can like, pass.”

NaBloPoMo Day Two.